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funny examination sms in hindi

Girl:- Mom-Dad ne kaha hai k agar
exams me fail hui to shadi kar denge.
Boy:-Tumne kitni tayari ki..?
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GIRL:-bus Reception k dress lena reh gaya hai.!!

Ache din aa gaye hain

Ache din aa gaye hain
Abhi just mujhe
phone karke sorry
bol kar ro rahi thi bechari..
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Pata nahi kiski girlfriend thi.

Kaise Puchte Kyo Rulaya Aapne

Ek Raat Wo Mile Khwab Me;
Humne Pucha Kyon Tukraya Apne;
Jab Dekha To Unki Ankho Mai Bhi Ansu the;
Phir Kaise Puchte Kyo Rulaya Aapne?

whatsapp ka password ??

Boyfrind: Whatsapp pe kyun nahi ho??
Gf: Aise Hi
Bf: To install karo na!
Gf: Ek shart par….
Bf: Kya?
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Gf: Tum mujhe apna whatsapp ka password bataoge. !!!!

Dil to pagal hai

Dil ne kaha
chalo “SMS” kartein,
phir socha…
“Dil to pagal hai”
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Phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin.
Jis ko karna hai woh konsa Normal hai..!!

Jago Ladkiyo Jago

Dedicated To Girls:-
-Hamesha Maa bap Ladkiyon Ko Ye Samjate hain.. Ki -
Beta Ye Tumhara Ghar Nahi,
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Tumhara Asli Ghar Sasural Hai,
Tum to yahan mehman ho !!
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Socho..
Mehmano se koi ithna kaam karwata hai kya ??

Jago Ladkiyo Jago..

Wrong number

Boy:- Hello… Pammi darling…. kaisi ho?
Girl:- Who’s this?
Boy:-Tera aashiq hun; Jaaneman !
Girl:- Tu bunty hai naa .??
Boy:- Yes, but how do you know..??
Girl:- Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na..??
Boy:- Yes, but how you know me ???
Girl:- Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na…..
Boy:- Yes! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata.?
Girl:-Bunty..Haramkhor..kutte..Mai teri Maa hoon..
Tune “Pummi” ko nahi…Mummy ko phone kiya hai!