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funny suvichar sms hindi

    Aaj ke suvichar:

Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band kardeta hai to
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yaad rakho
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Kundi Dono taraf se hoti hai,
Aap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag sakte hai…

husband wife jokes

Pati: Khana kya bana rahi ho?
Patni: Aaj Butter Chicken, Chicken
Biryani, Butter Naan aur sath main
tumhare liye Chilled Beer.
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Pati: Khaana bana rahi ho ya
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Chutiya !!

funny examination sms in hindi

Girl:- Mom-Dad ne kaha hai k agar
exams me fail hui to shadi kar denge.
Boy:-Tumne kitni tayari ki..?
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GIRL:-bus Reception k dress lena reh gaya hai.!!

Ache din aa gaye hain

Lagta hai Ache din agaye hai..
Abhi Just mujhe phone karke… Sorry
bol kar ro rahi thi– bechari.
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Pata nahi kiski girlfriend thi.

Kaise Puchte Kyo Rulaya Aapne

Ek Raat Wo Mile Khwab Me;
Humne Pucha Kyon Tukraya Apne;
Jab Dekha To Unki Ankho Mai Bhi Ansu the;
Phir Kaise Puchte Kyo Rulaya Aapne?

whatsapp ka password ??

Boyfrind: Whatsapp pe kyun nahi ho??
Gf: Aise Hi
Bf: To install karo na!
Gf: Ek shart par….
Bf: Kya?
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Gf: Tum mujhe apna whatsapp ka password bataoge. !!!!

Dil to pagal hai

Dil ne kaha
chalo “SMS” kartein,
phir socha…
“Dil to pagal hai”
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Phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin.
Jis ko karna hai woh konsa Normal hai..!!